Luckily, the only bad luck to befall me yesterday, Friday the 13th (beside the requisite Jason Voorhees slasherthon on TBS), involved arriving several minutes late to the Capitol Theater, home to yesterday afternoon’s “Demonic Possession and Unhealthy Obsessions: Horror Shorts Showcase" (catchy title) — part of the Olympia Film Festival. A theater volunteer at Will Call further aggravated my tardiness, confusing my name with Missus (or possibly Mister or Doctor) Cunt Catalyst.
No worries — I get that a lot.
The aforementioned man belongs to This is the Place, the first work screened. His name is Simon, and Simon kills people. Two ditzy gals give this silent journeyman a ride … will their road trip derail into terror? When chicks like this spew inanities like “I wanna fuck Keith Richards,” a pointy object through the jugular seems only imminent — and welcome.














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